your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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