Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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