so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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