I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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