Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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