next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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