I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Randomize
