My pussy is not your playground.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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