Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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