i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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