I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize