i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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