I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
The air taste purple.
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