is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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