Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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