well I can't set my house on fire every night
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he shaved USA in his pubs
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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