I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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