i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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