I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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