Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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