Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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