it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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