just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
