Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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