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I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I pour the whiskey from now on
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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