This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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