"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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