I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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