Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
