just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
