Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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