sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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