It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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