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Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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