My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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