she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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