wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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