Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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