We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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