Your tits are I can't wait for
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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