Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Success! We fucked roommates!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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