I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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