just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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