he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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