absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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