no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
