I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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