you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Houston, we have a squirter
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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