week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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