It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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