Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dear god my vagina.
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