You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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