question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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