She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
it glows. i had to have it.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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